Jacob 6 (with Molly Morgasm and Reneigh!)

The guys are very excited to welcome guests Molly Morgasm and Reneigh for this episode. Joe refers to this part of this episode of the LDS discussions podcast about how the parable of the olive tree could have come about. Molly: “if you have a vagina and a pulse, you’re qualified for primary”. Joe outs Reneigh as the leading member of the corrections department, and how her truths can be hard for the wicked. More on that later.. Molly talks about being nekkid, and how LDS years can be properly quantified in which U2 album was released that year. Still not the good kind of come, nor the good kind of cleave. Smith shares a special spiritual experience about the spirit leading him to $5 that he needed. The guys plea to Reneigh to reassure them that they are good people despite their biases, and she does the best she can to absolve them, although not entirely. 

Joe reminds the rest of the gang about a prank they pulled on Molly once. Molly reminds them about this YT video which is a compilation of clips from movies where people get hit by a bus, it’s more than you’d expect. Molly gets existential about how the church brought about her (and the guys’) existence and how that concept is something with which she grapples. Molly outs Joe’s family about the ‘may-zure’, ‘tray-zure’,’play-zure’, game that his family would play during GC. The guys play a song that they received from their band leader as a submission for the forthcoming hymns (or hers) book. Joe makes everyone play a game that he stole from the Threedom podcast. 

 

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