The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us

Joe, Smith, Molly, and Reneigh close out their four-part deep dive into Alma 5 — the hardest chapter to finish when you keep getting distracted by werewolves. Is Michael Crichton's Sphere as scripture? Have you seen the anus of Blucifer? (he doesn’t like being called that). He's the giant blue horse outside Denver Airport whose sculptor Luis Jimenez famously died during its creation.
From there they cover: Skylar Higley's podcast Help Me Be Black, a heated debate about whether Star Trek is for smart people and Star Wars is for dumb people (Smith's dad's words, not ours), Christopher Nolan's filmography including a film variously called "Interception" and "Interstellar," and David Bazan's ironclad road trip ban as enforced by Reneigh. The group proposes a General Authorities fantasy draft with David Bazan as prophet, seer, and revelator, and reads the most unhinged piece of fan mail in podcast history involving spiders, merit badges, and James A. Garfield.
The episode ends with the group accidentally summoning Blucifer himself, who reveals that Charles Barkley runs the Illuminati, falls asleep standing up, and expresses concern about Denver's cold weather and its effect on human anatomy. Molly pitches a complete werewolf-astronaut origin story following the Joseph Campbell hero's journey that honestly sounds like a better movie than most things currently in theaters. 
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Smith wants to talk KPop Demon Hunters, but Joe is clueless. Joe wants to talk Frankenstein. Someone claiming to be his attorney shows up but he kind of sounds like Bob Odenkirk from this TGTTM commercial. The guys try to explain the WoW, but it’s been a while. There is a Blue Mustang that clip-clops around. 
Data and Kit try to teach about why you shouldn’t drink and drive. Smith refers to this Drunk History clip. Joe stumbled upon this YT video about the Austin comedy scene. 
 
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The guys are joined by Reneigh! Smith wants to collect his cigar funds, and has a note to read from his doctor. Smith suggests reading Michael Crichton over the BOM. Smith asks about a David Bazan documentary and mentions a Pedro the Lion song. Smith leaves at the arrival of Minnette Mumbalance. The crew is interrupted by someone speaking in brogue-code. It’s Jenny from Big Brother UK. She’s from Scotland Yard.  
 
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Smith is missing, but Joe is joined by his old buddy Reneigh. They meet Dee Klein who works at the fraud department of Joe’s bank, YourBank. Dee reads from Alma 05 which starts off as a recap of the last few chapters which were probably boring. Reneigh talks about The Traitors and seems to recommend it.  Dee warns Joe about getting drained. 
 
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Molly Morgasm joins the guys again and she has a sleepy confession. She is also trying out a new habit. Smith reminds the listener of the toes sketch from Tim and Eric’s Bedtime Stories (TW- this is grooosssssss). Smith brings up this old Onion video. Smith does a spot-on Lorne impression. Joe can’t help but to re-tell this joke. 
Joe is excited to have a new connection to a Flav connection. Molly and Smith remind Joe about this JRH talk. Molly tells the guys about a wonderful Mindy Gledhill song. Smith has a dark epiphany about a Bishop’s interview he heard about. He has a great idea to sell white-on-white sports jerseys for temple workers. Smith recommends listening to the Phineas Gage episode of The Dollop Podcast.
 
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It’s the return of Molly Morgasm! She’s the guys’ old friend from a previous episode. The crew try to determine whether or not Michael Stipe’s accent is a British accent. Joe talks about how the Denver airport is haunted. Molly describes a wonderful act of service in which she went around a grieving widow’s home and replaced spiritual quotes with quotes from the band The Smiths. Molly explains that her name is on purpose (hint: it’s related to “throbbing”). Smith recommends starting with the Phineas Gage episode of The Dollop Podcast. 
The episode is interrupted by El Rushbo.
 
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Smith mixes up the dates for podcast recordings and he tries to do an X-Files episode. The guys are joined by a new friend Terry Cloth (Cloth), who promptly reminds the guys of this Lonely Island video. Smith mentions this bowling video from Vic Berger that everyone watches during the break later. There is also this turkey video too. Terry mentions this video where Eddy Burback convinces a robot that he invented the iPhone 16 at a young age. Smith goes B O’Reilly for a sec. 
Terry recommends this funny video about a very cute house. Smith got his Johnny’s mixed up a little. 
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The guys are finally joined by the third namesake in the podcast: And. And has quite the mythology around her. 
 
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Smith gets an idea to add a drum fill sound effect. Joe refers to this clip from Conan. 
 
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Joe is interrupted by Dr. John from this podcast. 
 
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