2 Nephi 11-24

Joe questions whether reading the BOM is good for him. Smith suggests for the listener to order a free one, but the missionaries will bring it. The guys accidentally stumble into the church’s new branding campaign to have a BOM in your crotch. They return to the well until the end of the episode. In this chapter, JS warns us that there are some Isaiah chapters coming. Like 13 of them. There are 2 more BOMs in crotches. Smith has a story about a TBM friend, who may be a deer. The guys remember D’ump from Tim and Eric. Joe passes along a book recommendation from someone he trusts- Jennette McCurdy’s I’m Glad My Mom Died

Smith opens some mail that he got from Joe. Joe included his testimony of the BOM in the package. Smith re-reads a previous verse. JS, he has a BOM in his crotch. Joe doesn’t like the use of the word proving in the BOM. 5 more BOMs in crotches. The BOM just isn’t going to burn in some house fires. Is Santa a lie for children? There is more BOM logic about why God exists. Also the LDS Godhead is confusing.
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Joe poses a hypothetical scenario about guys arguing over the bible. Joe gets the Kinderhook Plates mixed up with View of the Hebrews. Joe liked hearing that Australia has more restrictive standards for what is and is not considered a religion. Joe tries to quiz Smith about the names of some of the brethren’s wives. They find out that Joe is reading from an old list. Also, that LDS guys technically get more virgins than some of the other religions’ afterlife. Some more BOMs in crotches. Smith has a story about his earthly father. Joe asks how Smith’s dad is doing. Joe tells a story about catching up with an old friend.
Joe tells an embarrassing story about the guys’ friend, Sam the Eagle. One more BOMcrotch. Joe reads a ‘yo child is so perished’ from their listener. Smith presents Joe with a challenge that he will not take on. Joe presents a scenario that would send Smith into a rage. OK, just one more. 

 

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