2 Nephi 03 That Was Fapping, Not Clapping

Unbeknownst to the listener, the guys have had a long break from the podcast and they missed each other. They already want to make sure that the listener is clued in on a mistake that is coming up on the next episode. Smith tells about what it was like to get a video message from Joe in a sexy, sexy, hospital gown. The guys think they are funny, but they personally know people who are funnier. Smith’s dad is doing his best to show unconditional love for his children despite what he learned in the BOM. J Sesh was a bad guy. Phineas Gage had an interesting life. Joe delivers his first annual state of the podcast speech. He will pause for claps and faps. 

Joe saw the Elvis movie with a wonderful audience member. Johnny Cash was AKA Johnny Depp. The spirit is PFT, but also Melvin. One is OK with potty humor. The spirit calls Joe to repentance about his efforts in terms of his thoughts. Joe tries to cast an ant out of his presence, but it doesn’t work. Smith finished watching The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) and he liked it. The guys consider watching the movie Paddington 2 (2018) together. Joe loses it hearing Smith’s idea for a new way to inflect for saying the name of the 2nd token of the M priesthood. Joe misses his queue for a U-S-A chant. Joe tries to dispel a rumor as Deter, but he can’t pull it off. Smith figures out an acceptable abbreviation for ‘fruit of thy loins’ and Joe laughs like an adolescent. Smith doesn’t like Joe’s new idea about the genital operation for those in the lower kingdoms. Joe is tickled by the idea of the Lord raising up a Moses. Bane shows up to remind us that he is not as good of a villain as BY. Joe tries to tell the story about Matt Easton, but he gets most of the details wrong. Joe thinks JS was feeling a little insecure while writing this chapter. Smith recognizes that he needs to bring back Jahndallyn soon. We may have learned that Smith has to do the podcast for community service hours. 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Sessions 

137 - PHINEAS GAGE https://allthingscomedy.com/podcasts/137---phineas-gage 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/allthemoms/2019/04/29/matt-easton-byu-valedictorian-mormon-comes-out-gay-graduation-speech/3615629002/ 

 

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